Thanks to World Cup I had made a killing and I had decided to quit my Full time job and is moving on to the next (stay tune my blog for my next occupation)....
Anyway this blog is on my aspiration to hope that World Cup will be air yearly...
Reason why?
I have summarize as below:
And this is my letter out to the president of FIFA
Unknown Address (Please fill me in)
Dear president of FIFA ,
please bring on WC yearly instead of one every four years.. Reason:
It's a WIN WIN situation for everyone..
1. LADIES
-Do their shopping locally/overseas and demand $$ from their partners for "neglecting" them.
- Meet other men (cos their partner is neglecting me)
-Watch some eye candy soccer players (drool) and forget about their partners beer belly temporarily aka fantasize
2. GENTLEMEN
An excuse to
- stay out late at night (watch soccer at kopitiam) and have beer
- take MC(I watch soccer yesterday late)
- use Annual Leave fruitfully (instead of using it to accompany the wife to go shopping
-refuse to do housework (I am dead beat after watching soccer late at night)
-excuse to stop going out with the wife/bring the children to tuition (I watch soccer late at night)
3. CHILDREN
Parents will neglect them due to point 1 and 2..
- lesser chance of parents noticing them not studying as hard.
- Demand for a PSP (winning 11 is the most hip thing ever)
- Demand for some brand new sports shoes (Boys tell the dad that he wanna be the next Ronaldo/ Girls tell the mum that the shoes will make them more appealing to "Ronaldos" at school
4. OLD FOLKS
More chances for jobs such as:
-SG Pool counter stuffs
-Bookies
-Coffee Cups/Dish collecter
-Tissue paper sellers(park at kopitiam)
-Can collector
-Recycled paper collector (collect loose paper outside SG pools)
-Anti Gambling helpdesk call centres to communicate with fellow dialect speaking mates
-Macdonald
5. GOVERNMENT
"SG POOLS"
"Great World Cup Widow" Shopping Sale
"World Cup"Channel charge
"Coffee pricing increase"
"Beer pricing increase"
i.e.. All increasing-> Economy circulation -> $$$$$
6.Animals
Animals like Octopus and Birds will be in the limelight.
7. BOBO
It will help me to be back on the "working market" hiak hiak hiak... $$$$$
So "BRING WORLD CUP ON YEARLY!"
Love, Bobo
